Dumb as it might be to repost genius-level dumb stuff, I'm gonna do it now.
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
Truly amazing. Sweet God, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
Sarah, thanks for the hot tip/mind-melting brain drain.
Not since the days of Lazlo Toth has being a wise ass felt so right.
Enjoy!
Arlzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
PS. To all the aggro douche-hammers out there seriously looking to buy "concealed weapons" on Craigslurk.duh, y'all really ought to reconsider your priorities. Dudes, that is so corny. So very, very...very corny. And just unpleasant.
PSS. However, crappy offset guitars are definitely not corny or unpleasant. [Even when they're dog-dick red like the one in the photo above]. Whether it be your life's raison d'etre or just a flaccid past-time, trolling the Interweb for guitars is a much more productive use of one's time. First of all, they're fun. And second, they sound nice. Concealed weapons are for crybabies, dim-witted ego-maniacs and cowards.
And now here's Seth conjuring the National Anthem using a future phone, lighter fluid, creepy strat, and an old Fender Twin:
Fire, proof. from TimScotten on Vimeo.
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